From the wierd mind of pageSaturday, June 27, 20099:47PM - lord i have fun!well hello live journal chums hows you? hope you ve had a better couple of weeks than me! my dad managed to fall over smack his head really badly meaning i found him covered in blood which was fun had to get him to hospital where he spent a night been looking after him since! thankfully he is getting better just got concussion which is a bitch and cant drive for a few weeks but all in all its good news oh the fun i have still other good news i am officially a second year uni student passed my exams doing surprisingly well in poetry getting a b3 when i thought id monged it up and getting a first in journo law which surely has to be down to being allowed to take the text book into the exam as i cant remember much journo law now! still good news and much needed! Wednesday, May 20, 20093:11PMin the words of bob dylan "its all over now baby blue" yes indeed uni is now over i ve done all 4 exams and bar re sits its over till september/october! quite how im not sure its a bit mental thinking about it if u told me id get here two three years ago i would vwe thought u were made tell me 5 6 years ago and i would ve slapped u for taking the piss! so its a strange feeling still feels a bit unreal to be honest but they havent rumbled me as a fake yet long may it carry on!!! Sunday, March 22, 20097:10PMHello kids miss me? no thought not!! its far to much like work this uni thing so thats my excuse for not having posted or been on for ages, today i have doen a 2000 word essay on journalism law and ethics about defamation and why justification is a shit defence oh the fun i never realise id have to do bloody law to!!! still hopefully the tutor will look at it for me and not pick to many bloody holes in it! on a lighter note i went to see bronson the other week the new film about lutons favourite adopted crimanl son charlie and it is a amazing film bit violent and every other word is cunt but it is a amazing peice of work and i recomend u all go and see it! anyway thats all for now wish me luck and hopefully the work might stop soon!!! Wednesday, December 31, 20081:49PM - well im a man so i like lists apparently!i ve got nothing better to do so here is my top 5 albums, films and songs/singles of the year! Saturday, December 6, 20082:56PMwell yesterday i corrupted the young minds of barnfield college with a lecture about shocking cinema, really i just showed loads of clips but sounds impressive to call it a lecture doesnt it? it went well i ve gotta say and i enjoyed it shockingly. the women from the arts department seemed to think it went well and is gonna take my contact details for some otther chances if the pop up so fingers creossed. though gotta say its a bit grown up isnt it dear oh dear one of them called me sir god i feel old! i need it to snow so i can go and make a snow man so i can feel about 8 again! Friday, November 7, 20081:10PMi saw choke last night the adaptation of the chuck palahniuk novel it rocks was not what i expected u think chuck u think evil violence and darkness but it was a great comedy very wes anderson. ok wes anderson if he has been corrupted and now has a dirty sex obsessed mind and no shame but still it was a wonderful film really funny touching and with enough dirty darkness to appeal to chuck fans! hunt it down i oreder u!!! Wednesday, November 5, 20084:28PMok now uni has got serious this is not fair i ve done two essays in the past two days ok only a 1000 words each but still not right its like real work wheres the fun people??? still it has been soundtracked by jackie o motherfucker, bardo pond and the sound of me coughing still. ok the last one not as much fun gotta get rid of this bloody cough!! Wednesday, October 22, 200810:04PMwell i havent posted for a while so i will just to prove im still alive!! im now a fully fledged student having finally regestried and havign parted with the first half of my fee a scary 1570 quid for the first time i manged to clean out my account in one fully go far to scary and i ve gotta do it again in january i cant wait!! i saw teh new lars von trier film last night "the boss of it all" which im pleased to say was amazing, i wasnt sure how it was gonna be as it was a comedy and anyone fimliar with my trier will no all his films involve misery death or some sort of painfully journy so comedy is a big step! but he does it well its very funny as smart as a von trier film should be and full of dogma inspired jump cuts and wavy camera which may annoy some but i was pleased to see them having done a A level auter paper on the dogma movement so its good to see its not dead or at least its spirt! Thursday, October 2, 20088:04PM - a huminasit who doesnt like most peoplewell i ve had 3 days of uni or of freshers week and whoever tried to tell me freshers week is a doss is a damn liar!! it might be if u live in halls but as i dont i have to be up at 7 am everyday of the week fior lectures that only two off all day i need but of course its always the first and the bloody last!! still seems ok so far be glad when it starts for real. got a few wobble after monday freaked out reminded me iof school all the false attempts at bonding and feeling like a child was shit ansd to be honest school offers not much but bad memories so the thought of 3 yrs of that fucked my head a luittle but i have fought that and am facing it my way reading and avopiding people! hence todays revolation after finishing a bill hicks collection of live scripits and stuff that i am in fact a humanist who basacially hates most humans he meets! still i have friends to get pissed with so dont need them at uni which is good as the union is onb the other campus about 2 miles walk away!!!! Saturday, September 6, 200811:15PMnow i dotn watch big brother i think its evil a collection of the worst of society encouriging kids to be talentless fame hungry tossers just like them. infact the only way i reckon id watch it is if they stuck someone like charlie manson or ted bundy in the house to hunt down and kill the housemates! but i have read that some women won big brother and not the blind bloke, what sort of world do we live in where a blind bloke cant win a crappy tv contest wheres the sympthy vote folks?? atleast if the blind bloke won he woulndt be hosting his own diy show or if he did it would be a bloody funny one to watch, one blind bloke a power drill and a very unhappy householder once he is finsished!! Tuesday, September 2, 20083:15PMhello there page fans! (u know u r!) well have u missed me? i have been in deepest darkest north yorkshire for a couple of weeks only just got back last wednesday (yes and i ve only just posted im proper lazy but u know me!) was great to see phil ad spend far to much money in jumbo in leeds even if i am now totally skint. the day before i left i finnally got the essay i had to do for uni and it pointed out that they were very sorry for sending it late but could i do it in a week!!! which of course i did without any panic!! well lots but it was done and i am now accepted to uni ladies and gents starting on 29th sept i will b student scum!!! ohh and i got a a in my english gcse thing ok so have lots of super clever 13 yr olds but it is worth beinghappy about that i finnally got one so i am!! Sunday, July 27, 20083:40PMi saw the best gig of my life last night saw daniel johnson at the indigo at O2 absoultly amazing daniel was in great form which with all his toubles was great he was telling jokes talking to the crowd heart warming stuff. and with a backing band made up of mark linkous (sparklehorse) jed fair (half japanese) norman blake (bmx bandits, teenage fanclub) scout nibblet, her drummer and the large guy from yo le tengo (yes i cant remember his name!) daniels music has never sounded better. his voice was really strong and i ve gotta say i was moved to tears first time i ve had that at a gig was a truely amazing night, and to end it all was making flirty eyes with a good looking women on the tube on the way back which for me is as close as i get to a date so nice to have a good looking lady smiling at me and kind of checking me out! (she may well have been blind though!) sadly had to get off at london bridge and she dissapered from my life! still as mr johnson says true love will find you in the end!!! Saturday, July 26, 200810:17AMwell i am now a step closer to uni having applyied for funding so with any luck in 9 weeks (9 weeks why the fuck does it take that long??) i should find out if i can get a grant and if i can get the full one which having read all the shit i should but i trust nothing in officail documents so i shall wait and keep my figners crossed Wednesday, July 2, 20081:17PM - posting madok well indeed i am going posting mad here now pople dont worry it wont last! but i have just brought a ticket to see danial johnson at indigo with mark linkous from sparklehorse and folks from teenage fan club, yo la tengo and half japanese! it should be amazing even if he only does like 20 minutes man its daniel johnstone i cant wait!! Tuesday, July 1, 20082:05PM - do u have to belive in god to be a monk?mmmmmm as another friend points out they have hooked up with someone it has dawned on me that i am now the only single person i know depressing yeah? while this isnt a dig at all mates being in a reltionship quite the opisite i pleased my mates r happy but u know its depressing from where i sit i ve gotta say its times like this i wished i believed in god least then i could become a monk or a priest and have a reson for beign single "i love god only!" but as i dont think theres anyone there that wont work anyway i doubt priests or monks are allowed a record collection or to watch horror films or of course smoke so it could b worse i guess! Wednesday, June 25, 20087:58PM - a memeas i never do these or ever post on here ill go mad and do one stolen from ed! Please describe; your last gig, your first gig, your favourite gig and your least favourite gig in as much or as little detail as you wish. By gig, I mean "experience of live music", not just stuff with guitars, naturally. Tuesday, May 6, 20082:39PMnow i love the summer i much prefer the warm weather to freezing to death in the cold but there is one thing that spoils it, men who insist on wearing shorts and or going out in public without there tops on. the shorts is basically all the old people who have milk bottle legs and delight in showing them off with there nice white cotton socks honestly its just wrong! as for the tops off gang ok theres some envy here for the lot who have 6 packs and love to show them off it makes me guilty i ve got a barrel instead of a 6 pack but the real trouble is the fat lads and the old men like my next door neighbour who has spent 3 hours topless washing his carvan these people should never never go out side unless fully dressed no one wants to see ur huge bellys or ur saggy old bellys and man boobs its not nice its not right and i really dont want to have to spend the whole summer avoiding the sight of men like this no one wants to see me topless i understand this and dont inflict it on the world why oh why cant people like my evil next door neighbour have the same respect! Monday, April 28, 20087:34PM - the youth todayhonestly u go for a quite walk to get a pack of ciggies and u end up having to drag some little kid about 10 off another one the little sod had some fight in him i had to drag him off this kid about 3 times before he calmed down very strange still felt for the little git as he reckoned the other kids were calling him names but honestly i just wanted a quite walk and a pack of ciggies i didnt care! Thursday, March 20, 20088:00PM - justice has been done!you ve gotta love local news im just sat here watching the telly when they pop up a little 90 seconds trailer, for the local nightly news round up and one of the lead key peices is that basil brush is in the clear yes folks tvs lovable fox glove puppet will not b arrested by northampton police you cant make this shit up! apparantly they ve been investigated some supposed racist remarks the said fox is meant to have made about gypsies quite what the fuck its got to do with northampton police i dont know but its nice to see they ve earned there money by investigating racist tv foxes and people say the police dont do enough! Friday, March 7, 20081:15PMim going posting mad i know but heres another one! i ve just heard gallows soppesdly britains new hardcore punk genuises and well i was expeting the dead kennedys or black flag instead they sound like sham 69 with a shouty singer mmmmmm now realy hardcore punk??? i think not. ohhh and i have now got a multi region dvd player just by entering a piss easy code on my dvd current dvd player so now i can buy cheap foregin region dvds i feel a amercian copy of cannibal holucaust is on its way soon!! Navigate: (Previous 20 entries) |
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